Bowser Figures & Merchandise

Bowser is the totally misunderstood antagonist of the Super Mario video games from Nintendo who should probably learn to articulate his feelings better so he can finally figure out Princess Peach just isn’t into him.

Otherwise known as King Koopa, Bowser is indeed the king of the turtle-like Koopas, though he himself himself is a bit more fearsome looking with large spikes on his shell, fangs, talons on his fingers, three toes, and angry looking red hair. Appearing in almost every single Super Mario game, he has repeatedly tried to kidnap Princess Peach, defeat the heroic plumber Mario and even to take over the Mushroom Kingdom which is filled with those cute little Toads who wear those adorable little jackets! He really is the most dastardly of villains, but perhaps he’s just looking for love in all the wrong places and there’s a lovely Koopa person out there waiting to make him see the error of his ways? You never know!

If you’re one of the many who are rooting for this classic character created by Shigeru Miyamoto you can commit yourself to the King Koopa cause by picking up some adorable Bowser merchandise like a plushie so you can give him a spiritual hug to try and ease some of his intense loneliness from afar.