Fools! Did you believe the King of Uruk would come cheap? This high-quality molded plastic, this paint job which properly represents the presence of his majesty, can only be bought at an appropriate market value! Fuahahaha! And yet, is any price too great to own an icon capable of capturing even a fragment of his brilliance? Look upon his figure with awe! Prostrate yourself with gratitude! Such is the generosity of the king!