Raymoo

Husband and wife were swimming together in a diner when suddenly a cat appeared then the time bomb exploded with the hostages inside the building. The golf ball hit my window and the manager of the hotel fainted as a car drove into his office and smashed his Super Smash Bros Brawl disc on his Wii U.

Thus, I have created this...monster in a few minutes.

You don't have to understand it. It's not in English. It's American.