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Have you ever spent an entire afternoon staring adoringly at the butts of oh-so-fluffy animals of any kind? Yes or no, you're about to have a glorious experience! Thanks to the many loving owners who document their pets’ behinds online for us to admire, anyone can lose themselves in the cuteness of these soft tushes!
First up, our Hamster Butt Gallery!
Can you believe how tiny that dot of a tail is? So soft... so fluffy...
おっとっと…💦https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E3%83%8F%E3%83%A0%E3%82%B1%E3%83%84?src=hash">#ハムケツ https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E3%83%A2%E3%82%B3%E3%81%A1%E3%82%83%E3%82%93?src=hash">#モコちゃん https://t.co/VHO9asgKRr">pic.twitter.com/VHO9asgKRr
— モコちゃん (@moco_0529) https://twitter.com/moco_0529/status/668926563669274625">November 23, 2015
This little guy called Mojimoji is clearly a curious one - which is lucky for us, since it gives us a great view! Plus, when was the last time you saw a hamster butt sprouting out of an Evangelion?
モジケツ🍑 https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E6%96%B0%E5%B9%B4%E5%A4%A7%E3%83%8F%E3%83%A0%E3%82%B1%E3%83%84%E5%A4%A7%E4%BC%9A?src=hash">#新年大ハムケツ大会 https://t.co/SR50Ed8bcL">pic.twitter.com/SR50Ed8bcL
— お新香巻き (@ykh31) https://twitter.com/ykh31/status/815792751807590401">January 2, 2017
Tiny hamster… tiny bread… Cannot compute this cuteness.
素敵なタグですねこれ…！💫💫💫💫https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E3%83%AD%E3%83%83%E3%83%86%E3%81%95%E3%82%93?src=hash">#ロッテさんhttps://twitter.com/hashtag/%E3%83%A2%E3%82%B0%E3%82%8A%E3%82%93?src=hash">#モグりん
— ゆめっしー🐹 (@yumessyi917) https://twitter.com/yumessyi917/status/815761359182794752">January 2, 2017
https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E6%96%B0%E5%B9%B4%E5%A4%A7%E3%83%8F%E3%83%A0%E3%82%B1%E3%83%84%E5%A4%A7%E4%BC%9A?src=hash">#新年大ハムケツ大会 https://t.co/LIOZ89EDs4">pic.twitter.com/LIOZ89EDs4
These photos are a very happy ending for this section, because what’s better than one hamster butt? Two hamster butts, of course!
けしからんタグ…♡
— モフモチフワ (@mofmof_mofuko) https://twitter.com/mofmof_mofuko/status/815895037338796032">January 2, 2017
今まで撮った自慢のハムケツを新年からあげちゃいます😙💕
https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E6%96%B0%E5%B9%B4%E5%A4%A7%E3%83%8F%E3%83%A0%E3%82%B1%E3%83%84%E5%A4%A7%E4%BC%9A?src=hash">#新年大ハムケツ大会 https://t.co/nE8i0LJtOq">pic.twitter.com/nE8i0LJtOq
Now we’re moving up a little in the size department, onto some seriously adorable bunnies!
This white rabbit has attempted a quick camouflage among some stuffed friends.
ベッドの下も好き。 https://t.co/siVNyL5V7B">pic.twitter.com/siVNyL5V7B
— みずたまり (@rabbit_time_s2) https://twitter.com/rabbit_time_s2/status/758189455949729792">July 27, 2016
Next up, a collaboration between two equally adorable friends!
*＊ こんな日があったとは💓 うさぎさんのおケツ可愛くてたまりません〜(*^^*)🍑✨ ＊*https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E3%81%86%E3%81%95%E3%82%B1%E3%83%84%E3%81%AE%E6%97%A5?src=hash">#うさケツの日 https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E3%81%86%E3%81%95%E3%82%B1%E3%83%84?src=hash">#うさケツ https://t.co/i2jWRxOLEG">pic.twitter.com/i2jWRxOLEG
— cocomi (@coco_mirumiru) https://twitter.com/coco_mirumiru/status/738678095314456576">June 3, 2016
A glorious high quality shot of that little tuft you just want to stroke over and over again.
うさケツの日と聞いて https://twitter.com/hashtag/6%E6%9C%883%E6%97%A5%E3%81%AF%E3%81%86%E3%81%95%E3%82%B1%E3%83%84%E3%81%AE%E6%97%A5?src=hash">#6月3日はうさケツの日 https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E3%81%86%E3%81%95%E3%82%B1%E3%83%84%E3%81%AE%E6%97%A5?src=hash">#うさケツの日 https://t.co/7XRJNxCK91">pic.twitter.com/7XRJNxCK91
— TAKE@ごきんじょるの黄昏のメモリー町 (@takegtx) https://twitter.com/takegtx/status/738393902932058113">June 2, 2016
A special mention to this bunny, whose hobby seems to be masquerading as a square cushion!
クッションみたいなお尻https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E3%81%86%E3%81%95%E3%81%8E?src=hash">#うさぎ https://twitter.com/hashtag/rabbit?src=hash">#rabbit https://t.co/bJ36vGn34w">pic.twitter.com/bJ36vGn34w
— とっさん@春まで冬眠 (@zf_1_tossan) https://twitter.com/zf_1_tossan/status/688014856491024384">January 15, 2016
Feeling relaxed from all the cuteness? Don’t get too comfortable just yet, because next up are some lovely dog tushes for you to aww over!
First off, everyone needs to see this obedient doge’s flat butt.
おしりぺったんこ http://t.co/43Vzk8cK0I">pic.twitter.com/43Vzk8cK0I
— 柴犬 ちゃこ (@w_PoP_w) https://twitter.com/w_PoP_w/status/472517992681443328">May 30, 2014
It must be tough having curly fur, but this well groomed poodle pulls this butt shot off with style.
犬のおしり👼 https://t.co/D4iYPoOIob">pic.twitter.com/D4iYPoOIob
— 10 (@shuya_486on) https://twitter.com/shuya_486on/status/736601562802315264">May 28, 2016
It’s not every day that you run into a pork floss bun with ears.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BO0j3k2DFZD/" style=" color:#000; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none; word-wrap:break-word;" target="_blank">Pork floss bun for breakfast? 🍞 Psst: Have you guys joined our giveaway yet? It's open to both local and international 🌎 friends! Those who haven't, be quick! 🙆🏻
And our dog butts showcase comes to an end with this magnificent loaf of bread - er, corgi! Wow, what is it with corgis and looking like delicious baked goods?
コーギーのおしり、ほぼパンじゃん https://t.co/YdR6EX7AOl">pic.twitter.com/YdR6EX7AOl
— PARKGOLF (@parkgolfeee) https://twitter.com/parkgolfeee/status/800642018124775424">November 21, 2016
“Now hang on,” you say in confusion. “Japan loves cats, so where are all the cat butts?”
Never fear, because camerawoman Yoshizawa Rumiko has taken on the challenge of bringing us the butts and surprisingly symmetrical balls of these glorious creatures. Aptly named Nyantama, this photo book captures an all-too-familiar sight for cat owners in a humorous and newly beautiful light.
If you're craving some more adorable butt scenery, just click here for your own copy of this quirky masterpiece of a book!
This is a Tokyo Otaku Mode original article.
